banasmagiccastle: spookyhouse: okay name aside this one is really cute like fuckin
policenaut: xn—lowtax: other girls me
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit: i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
polowolf: guy: tell me what are ur plans for the future me:
adventuresonpaper: I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the video games i can’t afford
otterboxes: projects at the end of the school year
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Here's my addition to this list...
Tumblr: Don't forget that we're elitist fucks who preach about equality and peace but hold the highest double standards the world has ever seen. Oh, you have an opinion that doesn't agree with ours? WE'LL THREATEN YOUR LIFE AND HATE YOU FOR ALL ETERNITY IN ALL CAPS RAAAH WE ARE FUCKING HYPOCRITICAL HOW DARE YOU THINK DIFFERENTLY EVEN THOUGH WE SAY WE ACCEPT EVERYONE EXCEPT ANYONE WHO ISN'T US.
ineedscissors61: remstigma: hauntedblogger: you could answer almost anything with “not since the accident” Actually, you can’t. Not since the accident.
danphils: my new motto in life
westbor0baptistchurch: Stepping into a puddle with a sock.
spelledjustlikeescape: i’m breathing in the chemicals